Do not disturb
by u/dumb-reply in r/Unexpected 13 minutes ago

They legit are.

My local department store colorizes its shopping baskets based on whether you need assistance.

It's too late. Employees scatter at your approach.

He almost shot him

middle eastern yeeting intensifies

What should I do? Or what would you do if you were me?

Elaborate and we'll judge from the seat of Internet Opinion.

People who cheat, what was it like during the quarantine?

Or like poking peoples nae naes when you've already been assigned to one?

What should I do? Or what would you do if you were me?

Friend should work to pull his/her weight unless theres a very good reason that this isnt possible.

[Serious] What do you do when you’re feeling anxious?
by u/dumb-reply in r/AskReddit 12 hours ago

Pushups

Former flat earthers, what made you Come round?
by u/dumb-reply in r/AskReddit 12 hours ago

Grade 1.

Dear Redditors, who have had a near-death experience, how was it?
by u/dumb-reply in r/AskReddit 12 hours ago

3/5, wouldnt go out of my way to repeat.

Roses are red, life has a mission...

I'm grateful for its unpopularity.

TIL that in 1999, a group of hackers discovered that they could enter any Hotmail account by simply entering “eh” as a password. It was fixed by Microsoft within two hours.

Keep your cunt in the lice.

Was told this video of the way I lace up my boots might be appreciated here!

Dammit!

Was told this video of the way I lace up my boots might be appreciated here!

I actually think you made that decision for us.

TIL About a 17 year old kid that was given an old iPhone for free, and using the "barter" section of Craigslist made 14 trades, ending with a Porsche. Along the way he traded for newer phones, computers, motorcycles, and eventually cars.

Read it out loud.

During financial crisis like in 2008, where does all the money go?

Steve.

Using a boring bar as a fly cutter?

Works like a charm, i do this all the time. Just take light cuts.

How bridges were constructed over 100 years ago

The clanging doesnt hinder them.

the all male discord server cannot change his mind

Still can't compare. Need the sampler pack.

1993 Straw included with my McDonald's meal

Crafted, actually. Please respect the artisanship.

TIL that in 1999, a group of hackers discovered that they could enter any Hotmail account by simply entering “eh” as a password. It was fixed by Microsoft within two hours.

Hoser.

Ah yes of course

Meks sens

I hate taxes

In some countries they pay you.

Blursed selfie

Nice rack in top left.

Blursed selfie

He's glowing

Try to kick birds, get trashed

Why do you exist?