Imagine being an anthropologist in the future excavating this site and stumbling upon this.
He's got the trophies to prove it
How is the Parler crowd spinning this?
To be that content with one's life must be a blessing.
It's good to find that out early.
It looks environmentally nice (huff puff)!
He's the biggest piece of shit in Minnesotaaaaa
When he stands up on her, he's like "you see this girl? She's mine!"
Many of my son's classmates have Downs and they are sweet, kind, loving kids who fill their families and our community with joy.
Stop, I can only get so turned on.
They look like they have gym socks hanging from their ears!
Because the elephant won't fit in his living room.
Down in Fraggle Rock
More like "you're pregnant, so now you must get married."
Kids have always done stupid shit because of boredom, now they just have public places to post evidence.
Just give it time. About 2.5 years ago I adopted my first ever dog, and for the first few weeks I was convinced I should return him to the shelter. I was having nonstop panic attacks, even though he's the perfect dog. I decided to just give it more time, I started to relax, and now he's my best friend and I can't imagine life without him.
Just go to the park and grab one out of a stroller.
No, you've got to suck on the rocks and let them dissolve slowly in your mouth.
That's too much work. Go outside and shout your problem in the street and someone will give you some cash. I saw this method done on tv once so I know it will work.
That would never work! Plug your phone into the computer and you can just run everything from the laptop on your phone.
Mate, women just aren't worth the hassle. What you want is a nice houseplant.
In conversations like this I like to replace "mask" with "pants."
If meds have made you more attentive in other aspects of your life, they will probably help with your driving as well. You've made a lot of big changes and improvements over the last few years, right? Keep that shit going and go back to drivers ed!
That's the word my son used today when he meant Farm.