This meant he qualified to be one of the X-Men but chose a life of crime instead.
A113 was the classroom number for many of the original Pixar artists at Cal Arts. It appears in numerous movies and twice in Ratatouille. It also appears on a train on the TV while Linguini and Remy are sleeping in Linguini's apartment.
Recently R. Kelly couldn’t afford to pay $100k for his bail.
Apparently he pissed away all his money.
These guys are doing some serious headbanging.
It was very frustrating when I used to work in an office with a couple of the Ninja Turtles.
Every day they kept destroying the shredder.
You don't have to get tested. Many thousands of people skipped that part and just got sick and died.
I showed this to my twice-divorced uncle who asked if either one of them are still single.
Bill Murray ad-libbed the majority of his lines in this movie.
William Atherton, who played inspector Walter Peck, said people in the streets called him "dickless" for years based on one of Murray's lines.
He's easily cooler than the average grade school principal.
You can't fool his sniffer, it knows there's no differ.
Good reply, BLEEP BLORP.
It's truly amazing what Amazon can deliver to your front porch these days.
"We are still urging people to continue to wear the mask, to continue to use the safe practices that they have mastered over the past year," Abbott said in an interview with Houston's ABC13. "They know the right thing to do."
Please wear the mask, it's the right thing to do for everyone. Also, we are in no way going to hold anyone accountable at all for not wearing a mask.
Tsunamis can produce some tsuper destructive waves.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she gives guys blowjobs they think they're getting anal.
Last year Christmas fell on a Friday and one of my first thoughts was about how this was going to be a problem as Friday is trash day.
Had to find my local trash department's very obscure Twitter account to get the needed updates.
This was for The Last Dance miniseries about the Chicago Bulls basketball team.
Pointing out that Obama used to live in Chicago was relevant for the content being discussed.
This is Ray Ray Wells from Washington State University.
The previous record holder in this competition was not available for comment.
This blanket story just warmed me up a little.
This leg comes with bonus storage space.
On a hot summer day you want to be hit with the water.
The bar association code of ethics prohibits lawyers from having sex with their clients.
This is to prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Impressive that the guy was able to remember all those lyrics.
He was stuck between a Rock and a hard place.
"The government has no right to know where I am at any given time."
Logs into Facebook
"Look what I just ordered from Chipoltle!"
For all our dog friends out there, this is the equivalent of about 35 years.