In The Godfather Part II (1974), while processing immigrants at Ellis Island, a medical inspector draws a circled "X" on a young Vito Corleone. This marking was used to indicate "definite signs of mental defect."

This meant he qualified to be one of the X-Men but chose a life of crime instead.

In Ratatouille(2007) Git, the jacked rat, has a tag on his ear reading A113. Not only is this a frequently used Pixar easter egg, it also implies that Git was a lab rat, explaining his large size

A113 was the classroom number for many of the original Pixar artists at Cal Arts. It appears in numerous movies and twice in Ratatouille. It also appears on a train on the TV while Linguini and Remy are sleeping in Linguini's apartment.

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Did you know R-Kelly was nearly a professional hockey player?

Recently R. Kelly couldn’t afford to pay $100k for his bail.

Apparently he pissed away all his money.

It seems they are joking around until he starts singing

These guys are doing some serious headbanging.

What happens when you mess up at ninja church?

It was very frustrating when I used to work in an office with a couple of the Ninja Turtles.

Every day they kept destroying the shredder.

From an anti-mask COVID-denier

You don't have to get tested. Many thousands of people skipped that part and just got sick and died.

My mom (yellow dress) and my aunt. CA 1990's

I showed this to my twice-divorced uncle who asked if either one of them are still single.

In Ghostbusters (1984), it was Billy Murray’s idea that Venkman be covered in much less marshmallow than the other characters. In contrast, Dan Aykroyd loved the shaving cream and kept asking for more to be applied to him.

Bill Murray ad-libbed the majority of his lines in this movie.

William Atherton, who played inspector Walter Peck, said people in the streets called him "dickless" for years based on one of Murray's lines.

https://youtu.be/9-tYZkJ2p54

Motivating 700 students thru synchronized dance routine

He's easily cooler than the average grade school principal.

A confused dog doesn't recognize its owner because he lost 30kg while being in the hospital for 5 weeks, but one little sniff can change everything!

You can't fool his sniffer, it knows there's no differ.

My professor told me that I’m failing my ethics class

Good reply, BLEEP BLORP.

This Jeep in a box

It's truly amazing what Amazon can deliver to your front porch these days.

Texas governor recommends masks days after deeming mask mandate unnecessary

"We are still urging people to continue to wear the mask, to continue to use the safe practices that they have mastered over the past year," Abbott said in an interview with Houston's ABC13. "They know the right thing to do."

Please wear the mask, it's the right thing to do for everyone. Also, we are in no way going to hold anyone accountable at all for not wearing a mask.

Well this is informative

Tsunamis can produce some tsuper destructive waves.

Yo momma so fat..

Yo mama is so ugly that when she gives guys blowjobs they think they're getting anal.

You know you’re an adult when you miss trash day and it ruins your entire week.

Last year Christmas fell on a Friday and one of my first thoughts was about how this was going to be a problem as Friday is trash day.

Had to find my local trash department's very obscure Twitter account to get the needed updates.

They're not technically wrong

This was for The Last Dance miniseries about the Chicago Bulls basketball team.

Pointing out that Obama used to live in Chicago was relevant for the content being discussed.

I give you the human bunny

This is Ray Ray Wells from Washington State University.

The previous record holder in this competition was not available for comment.

https://youtu.be/QqfjiuqVrV4

He still has that blanket

This blanket story just warmed me up a little.

A wireframe prosthetic leg.

This leg comes with bonus storage space.

Waterfall swings

On a hot summer day you want to be hit with the water.

My professor told me that I’m failing my ethics class

The bar association code of ethics prohibits lawyers from having sex with their clients.

This is to prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

Dwayne Johnson does a favor for a father and his kids

Impressive that the guy was able to remember all those lyrics.

He was stuck between a Rock and a hard place.

Spying

"The government has no right to know where I am at any given time."

Logs into Facebook

"Look what I just ordered from Chipoltle!"

A 5 year timelapse of a tree growing

For all our dog friends out there, this is the equivalent of about 35 years.