Why is a dildo sucking competition embarrassing?

Linda Belcher?

The people in prisons don’t necessarily have people in their lives with the same say or influence in the quality of their care as private school kids.

Jesus. Your forearms are massive

I harbor next to no ill will toward Panarin.

Ya boi here likes to sit sometimes tho.

Gene Belcher

Fuck classy. Memphis is real

Now that's crypto I can get into.

Sturdy and nimble. The way I like my men.

At least when guys like Burr, Chapelle and Segura talk about it they make it funny and have a unique view and move on. It’s 5 minutes, not 15-20 about how people get mad at you on Twitter

Legit, if half of your stand up us about how people get too offended and you can't say anything anymore it's some hack-ass boring shit.

It was an egregious flop, my man.

My Baptist church I went to when I was a child taught me Marxist values.

It’s because he’s not good at stand-up.

Retroactive NCAA champs?

I was adamant that Cher was Morticia Adams until realizing that Angelic Houston is her own whole person.

Let’s not pretend like Lukaku isn’t worth remembering. Might not be blue like Seamus, but how fucking fun was he?

Any different from anything you’ve done for the last 500 matches?

Dad’s gonna be mad when he gets home from the mines.

Martinez keeping the team together like he did was genuinely impressive.

They’ll just suspend Niasse again.

Dunc screaming in his face after the game was pure joy.

Tucci tho.

Parts of Montana are going through similar housing problems.