"Fiery, but mostly peaceful"

Why is a dildo sucking competition embarrassing?

Molten silly string. Unknown date

Linda Belcher?

WA Legislature considering bill to ban for-profit prisons, detention centers

The people in prisons don’t necessarily have people in their lives with the same say or influence in the quality of their care as private school kids.

Gotta get that after gym shower

Jesus. Your forearms are massive

No matter how you feel about Panarin we should all hope for his and his family safety right now.
by u/ShakespearInTheAlley Not Steve Mason in r/BlueJackets 4 days ago

I harbor next to no ill will toward Panarin.

Oy. On both counts.

Ya boi here likes to sit sometimes tho.

Roses are red, violets are blue, we deepthroat the whole boot, and so should you

Gene Belcher

The comments from tonight’s MLGW informational livestream 😂💀

Fuck classy. Memphis is real

Someone sent a mariachi band to Ted "Cancun" Cruz's house

Now that's crypto I can get into.

[Post Game Thread] #3 Michigan defeats #4 Ohio State 92-87

Sturdy and nimble. The way I like my men.

JR on JRE #1610: “what do people want Ted Cruz to do? Make it warm??!” AOC volunteers at Houston food bank after raising more than $3mn for Texas storm victims

At least when guys like Burr, Chapelle and Segura talk about it they make it funny and have a unique view and move on. It’s 5 minutes, not 15-20 about how people get mad at you on Twitter

JR on JRE #1610: “what do people want Ted Cruz to do? Make it warm??!” AOC volunteers at Houston food bank after raising more than $3mn for Texas storm victims

Legit, if half of your stand up us about how people get too offended and you can't say anything anymore it's some hack-ass boring shit.

[Game Thread] #3 Michigan @ #4 Ohio State (01:00 PM ET)

It was an egregious flop, my man.

JR on JRE #1610: “what do people want Ted Cruz to do? Make it warm??!” AOC volunteers at Houston food bank after raising more than $3mn for Texas storm victims

My Baptist church I went to when I was a child taught me Marxist values.

JR on JRE #1610: “what do people want Ted Cruz to do? Make it warm??!” AOC volunteers at Houston food bank after raising more than $3mn for Texas storm victims

It’s because he’s not good at stand-up.

[Post Game Thread] The Miami Heat (13-17) defeat the Los Angeles Lakers (22-9), 96-94
by u/ShakespearInTheAlley Cavaliers in r/nba 6 days ago

Retroactive NCAA champs?

Disney's Cruella | Official Trailer

I was adamant that Cher was Morticia Adams until realizing that Angelic Houston is her own whole person.

DERBY DAY COYB!! Got the old school Fmori jersey
by u/ShakespearInTheAlley Roberto Martinez was innocent. in r/Everton 1 week ago

Let’s not pretend like Lukaku isn’t worth remembering. Might not be blue like Seamus, but how fucking fun was he?

This is important
by u/ShakespearInTheAlley Roberto Martinez was innocent. in r/Everton 1 week ago

Any different from anything you’ve done for the last 500 matches?

Anyone tape tonight's match?
by u/ShakespearInTheAlley Roberto Martinez was innocent. in r/Everton 1 week ago

Dad’s gonna be mad when he gets home from the mines.

Seamus Coleman: "Coming here all the years and letting ourselves and the blue part of the city down has been hard... Manager told me to follow Robertson, last time I had a job like that it was at Stamford Bridge following Ashley Cole." | Post-Match Interview

Martinez keeping the team together like he did was genuinely impressive.

Post-Match Thread: Liverpool 0-2 Everton | English Premier League

They’ll just suspend Niasse again.

Post-Match Thread: Liverpool 0-2 Everton | English Premier League

Dunc screaming in his face after the game was pure joy.

Well?

Tucci tho.

Is it time to tax Foreign Real Estate Investors in Seattle, King and Snohomish? Bidding wars are over 100K and it's mostly investors.

Parts of Montana are going through similar housing problems.