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If I catch a baseball at a Major League game and you send your kid over, you're the ass hole, not me.

I've been going to baseball games my entire life. I have well over 1,000 games attended. One of my life long dreams is to catch a baseball in the stands. To me that is a chosen from the baseball gods moment. Lately I've been seeing more and more when someone catches the ball a parent will send a kid over to collect their prize. Everyone boos the person who caught the ball for not giving it to the kid. The person who caught the ball has likely been waiting since they were that kid's age to catch one and now they have an entire section if not stadium bullying them to give it to some little kid that will have 0 appreciation for it because they just did what their parents told them and went and asked for it.

Obviously if I ever catch a ball I will break it to the kid that inevitably gets sent over gently that no, I will not give them the ball AND I will take my boos. But to the parents who send their sex trophy over to collect something that they aren't entitled to, you are horrible parents/people and I don't feel bad that your kid is sad now, it's your fault.

Ann Arbor decriminalizes magic mushrooms, psychedelic plants
by u/FBI_Agent_82 in r/news 6 months ago

Ann Arbor is about to have a tourism spike.

If I catch a baseball at a Major League game and you send your kid over, you're the ass hole, not me.

Like that legend who gave the girl the fake ball. Brilliant.

[Haynes] LeBron James has received a warning for violating league’s anti-flopping rule versus Memphis
by u/FBI_Agent_82 Knicks in r/nba 1 month ago

Lebron's warning, a reenactment:

NBA: LeBron this is a warning for flopping, if you do it again you WILL be fined.

LeBron removing noise canceling ear buds: What?

NBA: Nothing King we love you.

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The Boulder's ears were ringing. 5 years (Impressive)
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Cold af
by u/FBI_Agent_82 Meesa Darth Jar Jar in r/PrequelMemes 7 months ago

Palpatine really does have a type.

I saw the prompt u/Yuahde posted and couldn't help but sketch it
by u/FBI_Agent_82 Meesa Darth Jar Jar in r/PrequelMemes 1 month ago

This is the second time I've seen a tiny Ahsoka barely in the panel and I love it.

Calling someone "daddy" during sex is weird af

I was 25, had a girl call me Father..... didn't know if it was a daddy issue thing, a church thing, or a Star Wars thing so I never went back.

Gretchen Whitmer goes door-to-door for Biden in Michigan weeks after kidnapping plot
by u/FBI_Agent_82 Florida in r/politics 5 months ago

Trump hid in a bunker from peaceful protesters.

Whitmer is going door-to-door to campaign for Biden after a domestic terrorist plot to kidnap and execute her.

How do his followers still think he's an alpha?

Florida Going to Feel This One for a While

As a Florida man I gotta say, how dare you throw the truth in my face like this.

Lucasfilm Calls Gina Carano Social Media Posts “Abhorrent”; Actress No Longer Employed By ‘Mandalorian’ Studio
by u/FBI_Agent_82 in r/news 2 months ago

floats off screen

Trump says he won’t go and pay respects to John Lewis at Capitol
by u/FBI_Agent_82 Florida in r/politics 8 months ago

Good, last thing I want to hear is how John Lewis wanted him to be president, and he's smiling down on the economy.

[Salguero] Ryan Fitzpatrick: "I basically got fired yesterday and my day today consisted of zoom meetings with the guy who fired me and sitting in a room with the guy who replaced me for four hours."
by u/FBI_Agent_82 Giants in r/nfl 5 months ago

Fitz needs to come to terms with the fact that he doesn't belong to one fan base. He is everyone's quarterback.

Exactly 5 years ago one of the greatest sports clips in human history was composed
by u/FBI_Agent_82 Giants in r/nfl 8 months ago

Is there such a thing as a reputation ending injury?

Supreme Court upholds law banning cellphone robocalls
by u/FBI_Agent_82 Florida in r/politics 9 months ago

....could someone tell the robocallers?

Horny Oil Painter as a career option

The Horny Oil Painter would be an amazing idea for a youtube channel. The person painting 100% seriously talking about the book or movie they are making the painting of and in the end its basically a romance novel cover of that topic. The Shrek episode would be amazing.

Someone called the police on kids sledding down a road so the cops investigated
by u/FBI_Agent_82 in r/funny 11 months ago

This investigation is inconclusive. We need backup, and alot more sleds.

Cold af
by u/FBI_Agent_82 Meesa Darth Jar Jar in r/PrequelMemes 7 months ago

Only half.

Why do Ravenclaws have no proper merch. For a hardcore fan like me it’s just frustrating to not be able to get correct merch.
by u/FBI_Agent_82 Slytherin in r/harrypotter 4 months ago

Because they're the smart ones and wearing your house merch is a quick way to get discovered by muggles.

My therapist recommended I maintain a more positive body image
by u/FBI_Agent_82 in r/funny 8 months ago

I can't believe I missed this issue. Did anyone read it? What does his mom think of JLo?

I don't care if this is canon or not, it is to me.
by u/FBI_Agent_82 Meesa Darth Jar Jar in r/PrequelMemes 7 months ago

The best grampa. Calling his grandchild soldier. Getting them to eat their vegetables by saying good soldiers follow orders.

I wonder why he didn’t keep the armor, he looks so good in it!
by u/FBI_Agent_82 Meesa Darth Jar Jar in r/PrequelMemes 4 months ago

Rumor is... they'll have it during flashbacks during the show Kenobi.

He has no chill what so ever
by u/FBI_Agent_82 Meesa Darth Jar Jar in r/PrequelMemes 7 months ago

Isn't it a thing that R2 has one of the highest body counts in Star Wars?

Sokka appreciation post!
by u/FBI_Agent_82 Firebender 🔥 in r/AvatarMemes 1 month ago

He had a girl from each surviving nation fall for him.

Water - Yue

Fire - Ty Lee

Earth- Suki

The sickest burn in the HP series (is NOT "there's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor.")
by u/FBI_Agent_82 Slytherin in r/harrypotter 7 months ago

McGonagall burns don't count. She doesn't roast you, she has a gender reveal party at the base of your family tree.