Japan is 'shocked' and furious at the US after a major coronavirus outbreak at 2 Marine bases in Okinawa — and says the US is not taking the virus seriously
by u/FBI_Agent_82 Florida in r/politics 9 months ago

Until further notice the 2 bases will be nicknamed "Fat Man" and "Little Boy".

Porch Pirate Receives Proper Justice

Are you really trying to kill someone over an Amazon package? Dude deserved those punches and even jail time but damn.

I put my four inch orange door hinge in storage and ate porridge with George

Eminem is the G.O.A.T.

The first harry potter film has two different names: in Europe it's called Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001), and in America it's called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Depending on which version, Hermione is reading about a different stone.

Its because in America smart things scare us. Take the metric system for example.

Women who blindly sit on a toilet without checking to see if the seat is down deserve what happens next.

If you sit down without lookin around, you deserve what happens next.

'If I lose fans, that’s OK': Baker Mayfield 'absolutely' will kneel during anthem
by u/FBI_Agent_82 in r/news 9 months ago

Unpopular Opinion: athletes saying they'll kneel now have the same type of "look at me, I'm relevant" energy as all of the "We're all in this together" celebrities from the beginning of the quarantine.

Congratulations you've decided to take a knee. You have reached the 2017 level of Jumanji. If you'd like to join us in 2020, we're out on the streets not on the sidelines.

I thought you guys might enjoy these Harry Potter outfits
by u/FBI_Agent_82 Slytherin in r/harrypotter 5 months ago

Her Draco could double up as Ned Flanders.

by u/FBI_Agent_82 Firebender 🔥 in r/AvatarMemes 3 weeks ago

You've triggered the Vegans/Vegatarians. Have an all seeing upvote.

by u/FBI_Agent_82 Firebender 🔥 in r/AvatarMemes 3 weeks ago

That's why the Firenation beat them so easily... Not enough protein in their diet.

“She’s going to be a heartbreaker when she grows up” is not a compliment.

You've unintentionally said the perfect way to shut that shit down.

"She's gonna be a heartbreaker when she grows up."

"What an odd, gross, and unnecessary thing to say."

If they try to defend themselves....

"It's just a compliment."

"You just tried to sexualize my baby."

These thieves get what they deserve!

Why? He handled it perfectly and doesn't have to live with killing a human being the rest of his life. Think before you say something stupid.

I am the patient who commented on the OnePlant growers post, here’s the responses.
by u/FBI_Agent_82 heavily Medicated in r/FLMedicalTrees 8 months ago

He is 100% in the right for this. Imagine hundreds of people going to your personal page and questioning your life's work because they think something that doesn't really matter means everything.


Only the weird ones.

Looks like PBud has a stick up his ass this morning. One Plant, is there a reason your growers have to be this rude toward patients?
by u/FBI_Agent_82 heavily Medicated in r/FLMedicalTrees 8 months ago

If you want a professional response go to the professional page. You want to get treated like a Karen write the grower on his personal page and criticize his life's work.

To sign-in you know the rules and so do i
by u/FBI_Agent_82 iwrestledabeartwice in r/memes 11 months ago

Except this guy🗿

In Rise of Skywalker (2019) You can see in the beginning of the film that Rey has already began work on her yellow lightsaber seen in the final scene of the film. The yellow crystal and hilt can be seen on a workbench.

Naw I'm sure she just happened to have it. Like how she just happened to be more powerful than anyone for no reason. Luckily Chewy wasn't on that ship he was on the other one.

[Highlight] The Celtics can't believe the foul call on Trae Young
by u/FBI_Agent_82 Knicks in r/nba 1 month ago



It actually is, someone would have to be incredibly obtuse to think that only men created brilliant works of art. There are people who are seeing the numbers, seeing people they know get the virus and they still believe it's fake and don't wear masks.

There is evidence of brilliant female artists that get ignored.

There is evidence of a deadly virus that's getting ignored.

Now you could see the connection.


I have a strong feeling that people who believe this

only men accomplish things

Don't wear masks because of their rights.

by u/FBI_Agent_82 Firebender 🔥 in r/AvatarMemes 3 weeks ago

It's not a stretch to believe Aang would help them cook but you are right, Iroh would not approve of this hostility. I would love some Tea. Pour a cup for u/KrulNocy too, we will have peace.

The Fallen order story is far better then any Disney movie.
by u/FBI_Agent_82 The Inquisitorius in r/FallenOrder 7 months ago

Sequels are awesome get over it.

Leia gets sucked out into space but it's ok because she got back into the ship before she space drown, because that's how that works.

Rey with 0 training at all, has god tier Jedi abilities and was able to overpower a Jedi/Sith Lord when it comes to pulling the lightsaber to them then actually beat in a lightsaber battle. Doesn't matter that he was injured before the fight a slightly injured trained fighter is going to destroy someone fighting for the first or second time.

Jacob Blake's father says he's been receiving threats in the aftermath of his son's shooting
by u/FBI_Agent_82 in r/news 7 months ago

One of the worst threats he's received is that Trump would visit.

[Highlight] Kawhi yells "Hell Nah" to Montrezl Harrell's jumper
by u/FBI_Agent_82 Knicks in r/nba 4 months ago

I never said it would be impressive for everyone. It's my opinion but wow Kawhi called it once it was obvious to everyone, Clippers should hang a banner for that.

Kids saying the pledge of allegience in class isn’t bad.

Look what happened January 6th in the name of patriotism..... there's nothing wrong with patriotism but there is something wrong with programming. Kids don't know the meaning of what they're saying. The pledge of allegiance gets them ready to blindly be like Fuck yeah America!

Texas woman severely burned after hand sanitizer catches fire: "My whole body was just consumed in flames"
by u/FBI_Agent_82 in r/news 7 months ago

She was lighting a candle in a car.... pretty fucking dumb.