I can always count on people like you to make me feel better about myself
I always rub one out when I’m down a lot fast
My whole portfolio is down 29% over the past week, but at least my big ticket calls don’t expire this week.
Asked you who
This is the way
This is the way, see /u
The way, this is
Way the, is this
Dick is the way
Lmao I bought the 140 puts
I might have sold these to you.
Awesome! 😁 Your order to sell to close 150 contracts of AAPL $140.00 Call 12/31 has been filled for an average price of $90.00 per contract. Your order is complete.
You hold at least $2M worth of AAPL?
Sell to open is selling naked calls not sell to close 🤦🏻♂️
Sell to close, not open.
I bought 150 calls and sold them
never buy weekly calls in the last week of the year retard
4 day week to boot
not to mention at ATH of the most valuable company ever lol
Shouldn't today be obvious? People are taking losses for tax reasons.
People are taking losses in apple? It's basically at its 2020 high
Taking gains would make more sense. Can’t guarantee 2021 will have lower capital gains tax rates.
Need to realize gains to maximize those losses
That’s pretty smoothed brain for this sub...correct...but last thing I’m doing is selling for more gains...I’ve got to sell to jet my stimulus payments secured! 😆
My portfolio did well today. Some of my core positions have an inverse relationship with Apple as of late.
I made a decent chunk off my day to day weeklies so far this week.
Also robinhood let's you buy FDs this week and last, so we can finally shop tomorrow close without using TDA.
Bigger lesson would be dont hold covid dependent plays that are up 100%+ on the year.
I'm holding a few that expire in Apr. Not worried pls God
Fun fact all else equal options are always the most expensive in the first hour or two of trading. Wait until after lunch so your brain has had a chance to wake up before making any buys.
Okay dude that's idiotic
Wish you luck WSB bro
If they weren't FDs you'll probably be okay
Lol OP is busted. My 7/2021 $140c dropped 9%
Buying at ATH TOPPPPKEKKKKK 🪂
Buying ATH on something that expires in two days is near peak WSB.
Peak would be that it fucking works.
This is the way...
If you aren’t going to perform due diligence, and you insist on playing with options, sell calls. Don’t do anything but sell calls.
That is if he has 100 shares otherwise we are playing with naked ones and let’s not get there
Yeeesch. Don’t want to leave them a little so we can try to get some? Why have them give it all to the MMs?
Damn I lost 2k on apple 138s today, made me feel a bit better. God speed
Never count on AAPL. Lost about 10k when they presented their new ‚innovations‘ thrice
Apple stonks only go up. Should have held, retard
yea i held that expired option
Pick a different expiration and keep holding retard
Apple stonks only go up if you buy on a dip.
it's not Apple's fault that you're retarded. Apple has been on a tear for YEARS now.
Right there with you. Theta are my calls so much that I’m still DOWN on my 3/2021 $135c
sell it the moment it hits above $135
Get rid of that shit
Why? Still have 90 days.
There’s this thing. It’s called sell to close. Ever hear of it retard? It means you could have cut your losses to like, you know, any other percentage LESS than fucking (-86.32%). Jesus fuck. You know what, I give you some credit. You made it this far, fuck it
wtf is sell to close
This really do be a casino
Sell to close is to buy to open what buy to close is to sell to open.
Did you get that? Good.
it could go back up tomorrow. apple consolidations been short the past ~month. 🙏
Found it in the comments ... dec 31.
You’re fucked ...
Stop 🛑 buying options at open
You are not alone.
You belong here
TIM APPLE, tried to pump it by saying he wants to make a car, but it only added $10, apple fuking sucks.
I think anything being added to AAPL on car rumors is an accomplishment.
Apple isn't about to start manufacturing cars.
I held my Apple bags from September to yesterday and sold for a junk profit.
I'm not sure if it was worth the bag holding.
No real point to my story. Your comment reminded me is all.
Buy some baba calls Jan 29th 270 and below calls they are going to smash earnings
i doubt china is done with them yet... be careful mate
Shut up and dont interrupt my confirmation bias
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌛 you forgot these lol
I'm pretty sure they are since baba is tied to ant and ant has agreed to let it's 2trillion arm in lending and for that ant is allowed to ipo again why do you think the stock surged today
Oh yea stock surges once and it 100% confirms your thesis.
It's not my thesis it covered in the news lol 😂 don't take my word for it do your own DD and by the way I bought calls yesterday and I'm already up 100%
What makes you think thst it wont all just reverse tomorrow or next day.
Shhhesssh God bless you
God damn son
I had great time selling my 135c at open lol
I buy high and sell low too and feel like a retard. but thank you for the post, letting me know we are all retards
Why do this?
I believe you bought 17k worth of calls not 20k.
Just sell puts on it, I’ve been doing great
Hoy shilt balls
How much were you up at the start there?
I bought an iPhone 12 today, should have gone to the moon!
Ahh classic yolo hold and hope strategy. The back testing results didn’t prepare you for the drawdown?
It's going WAY lower, you should sell
Already did a few minutes before close....
Good job brother!!
Just forget about money and spend some time cumming with strangers on www.camloo.com
Guh —- it could go parabolic and for your luck I hope it does.
thanks for buying the calls i wrote!
Drops 20k on FD’s, on APPLE, which had its last good run like 5 months ago, and is SURPRISED when they immediately lose most of their money.
Welcome home (:
Guy is that a weekly?
for sure lol
Man shit is bonkers.
Did you ask that bitch siri to give you a bj?
Should have done ITM leaps. +10% is better than -86%.
Talk to me goose. What’s up?
u/xepewout I see you yoshi
you found me
new to options.
if apple some how gains 3-4% in stocks, the call option should be worth more correct?
more importantly, do you sell at this point as it is a lose lose situation or hold on and hope for the best?
Don’t do this. Yes, share price goes up = call option price goes up. Should’ve sold as soon as aapl started going 📉, but really, don’t go scratch off ticket on weeklies, at least not this deep, without a good reason. Or 💎🙌, only you know how much risk you want.