the hand is so small. I have to assume this means the triwich is absolutely massive. makes sense. when you combine bread, volume doesn't follow standard laws of physics.
When you combine three breads, you don’t have 3x the volume, you have (volume of one breadvolume of one bread)volume of one bread - and expanding (yeast expands as we all know, this is standard chemistry).
with a quadwich, you can feed a legion. with a quintwich, a nation. an octwich is the size of jupiter.
beware the dodecawich.
My silver expired and now I feel sad that I can't give it to you.
Edit: to whoever gave me the yummy award - you’re a sick fuck.
I like you.
Great cook my ass, take my upvote
Lol, I'd give you gold but m poor
Is this before or after you ate it?
You want a pizza or something? If you do like a $50.00 prime wish list, I’ll buy you some food.
Edit: I’m going to bed, I’ll check in the morning if you replied. Don’t think I’m ignoring you, if it’s in the next 8 hrs.
Update: well fuck I am actually pregnant
Edit: I'm actually completely serious, I am pregnant. This absurd craving was my first sign and I'll tell this story forever. Thanks guys for being a part of it.
Not a bad breakfast. The zebra cakes and coffee will be a quick energy and happiness boost, while the eggs and bacon will lead to lasting energy that will help her stay focused. Excellent job OP on helping your girlfriend!
not high only sad