Homemade 'Bloody Mary'. Had no tomato juice, so used ketchup, had no celery, so used a spring onion. Bone apple teeth.
u/madmaxturbator 379 points · 22 hours ago 🔗

the hand is so small. I have to assume this means the triwich is absolutely massive. makes sense. when you combine bread, volume doesn't follow standard laws of physics.

When you combine three breads, you don’t have 3x the volume, you have (volume of one breadvolume of one bread)volume of one bread - and expanding (yeast expands as we all know, this is standard chemistry).

with a quadwich, you can feed a legion. with a quintwich, a nation. an octwich is the size of jupiter.

beware the dodecawich.

u/mkowsx 3 points · 2 days ago 🔗

My silver expired and now I feel sad that I can't give it to you.

i’m fairly certain i’ll never be invited to a potluck again.
u/YEEyourlastHAW 3.43K points · 2 weeks ago 🔗


Edit: to whoever gave me the yummy award - you’re a sick fuck.

I like you.

$1 perogies, 1 epic flip
u/Slash00611 2.75K points · 6 days ago 🔗

Great cook my ass, take my upvote

u/potzko2552 363 points · 6 days ago 🔗

Lol, I'd give you gold but m poor

u/momoisbestcat 1.07K points · 6 days ago 🔗

Is this before or after you ate it?

Made lasagna. Had leftover noodles and bechamel. So dipped the noodles and ate it like nachos.
With some effort I was able to butcher out the tenderloin of the cinnamon roll, I consider it to be the best cut
u/Dont_Touch_Roach 1.16K points · 1 week ago 🔗

You want a pizza or something? If you do like a $50.00 prime wish list, I’ll buy you some food.

Edit: I’m going to bed, I’ll check in the morning if you replied. Don’t think I’m ignoring you, if it’s in the next 8 hrs.

u/eyebrowshampoo 243 points · 2 weeks ago 🔗

Update: well fuck I am actually pregnant

Edit: I'm actually completely serious, I am pregnant. This absurd craving was my first sign and I'll tell this story forever. Thanks guys for being a part of it.

u/DefNotBenShapiro 36 points · 2 weeks ago 🔗

Not a bad breakfast. The zebra cakes and coffee will be a quick energy and happiness boost, while the eggs and bacon will lead to lasting energy that will help her stay focused. Excellent job OP on helping your girlfriend!

u/Masked_Deedeedoo 5 points · 2 weeks ago 🔗

not high only sad

Crab Boiled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In a Baguette. (Sorry for good Quality)
u/re-goddamn-loading 28 points · 2 weeks ago 🔗

Molto bene