Thanos should have killed us all

Maybe next year....

I love me a long sleeve watch.

Dino sores

Do you want to watch some television?

Ugh... Fine, but it takes ten fucking minutes to come out of the floor.

Sir, you’re wonderfully talented but we are going to have to ask you to stop and leave the aquarium immediately

Edit: truly smashing! Thanks for the coin

Some people here, probably in an attempt to be comical, say the weirdest things. Not sure why.

Cheeto, Dorito, baby why don't we go?

to be fair the article needn't be all that long, the headline pretty much covers it, "Hitler Dead. If you don't know who that is or why it is important, at this point we can't really help you. The End"

Fuck PETA

Challenge accepted.

banana-buse*