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Here we go again
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u/forsen 1 points · 10 years ago 🔗

Advice: Don't buy an iPhone

u/SeeJayThinks 207 points · 8 hours ago 🔗

Voldermort obviously can't smell... What the Rock was cooking.

u/alarocquee 3.99K points · 3 hours ago 🔗

Actual footage of me closing reddit and reopening it.

u/Etheo 54 points · 2 hours ago 🔗

What's Gordon Ramsay's favourite Disney movie?

IT'S FUCKING FROZEN!!

u/Intense_as_camping 13.7K points · 1 day ago 🔗

Hey, that's me!

u/shinobi500 27.4K points · 1 day ago 🔗

Fuck you.

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Confiscated this note from one of my students.
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Uncle Rob teaches you how to fix your internet
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u/Autographz 2.07K points · 5 hours ago 🔗

I tried to turn the sound on with no luck, it was only then I realised I was watching the Silence of the Lambs

u/Thedrunner2 8.79K points · 1 day ago 🔗

Hang it on the wall as a reminder to Mrs B?

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Wishing Them Well
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u/mikebellman 344 points · 7 hours ago 🔗

Well, if you use a tip calculator you’ll come up with the right amount. It’s really helpful when you’re splitting the bill but also split the tip. I know lately we don’t go out as much as we used to, but it also helps when you’re getting food delivered and want to add a gratuity. I really haven’t overtipped since I had a smartphone. I once gave a huge tip in 1998 when the undertaker threw Mankind off hell in a cell sixteen feet into an announcer’s table.

u/MonkeyChoker80 79 points · 23 hours ago 🔗

No, no.

That’s session three.

No skipping ahead, Mr Bond.

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Helpful sign
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u/Housatonic_flyer 2.56K points · 15 hours ago 🔗

Link to the original on YouTube

Has more pixels, without the subtitles and supports the creators :) This is honestly peak College Humour, much like The Simpsons, their early years were best although a few gems can still be found.

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My cab driver tonight was so excited to share with me that he’d made the cover of the calendar. I told him I’d help let the world see
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When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object...
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My dog Nelly died today and I imagine she had an interesting ride up
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u/V3nomousphenom 4.89K points · 1 day ago 🔗

Damn already used my free award before I saw this comment

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Classic Pillow fight
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Hanging out
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u/onewordpoet 1.32K points · 1 day ago 🔗

Im in love

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I photoshopped Godzilla into that guy's watercolor of the street outside his apartment.
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Every episode of Doctor Who:
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