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When you think you are all alone, but you're not xD
Then you pretend to be doing something else, but deep down you know that they saw it all.
That's when you have to double down and commit yo, no time for pussyin' out now thatchu been caught. That's some weak ass shit. Blast those leaves into his motherfickin' windshield yo. Kick them across the street. Get a bat and beat in his windows. Pop his tires. Put a rag in the gas tank and light that shit on fire.
You only live once. Live your life by YOUR terms.
When you know you're not alone, but you pretend that you think you are.
Reminds me of this old commercial: https://youtu.be/bJwshQJ39Og
Nah! His power is so strong he pulled forth a van
A better live action Avatar movie than the one we got.
Ugh. There is no movie in Ba Sing Se.
They have Nuk-tuk though!
What movie are you talking about? There's no live action movie.
There is no avatar movie in ba-sing-se. This is a universal truth.
He must be talking about the james cameron one with the blue native Americans being invaded by the white man.
it's so bad the person you're responding to does not accept it's existence and therefore says that there is no avatar live action movie even though he knows there is one which is really bad.
well, I think that in this case it was obvious that he was being sarcastic because if you didn't know there was a thing existing you would first find out if it's true before saying it doesn't exist because you couldn't possibly have any source make up your mind so that you absolutely believe the movie does not exist when it does.
It's just a running gag in the Avatar fandom. The movie was so bad that in retrospect I am really glad they whitewashed the casting. It was awful and would have been a nox office flop regardless of the casting, because the problems with the movie were way bigger than just whitewashed casting, but if it had flopped with a more diverse cast, it would have set Asian actors back 100 years in Hollywood.
There's not a single thing the movie did right. It may as well not have involved the Avatar franchise, which is why the fandom pretends it never existed.
yeah i know it was such a disappointment. when you go to the movies super excited after watching the show many times and come out wishing you would’ve never seen it 😂
The earth king has invited you to r/LakeLaogai.
I don’t see how those blue aliens are related to The Last Airbender at all
M. Night is sad now!!!! Cuz it is!!
We had an avatar movie?
He definitely got embarrassed, when he saw that car
Everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Everything changed when the van nation attacked
Everything changed when the Fire Nation Attacked
-I want to be an airbender
-But you can only use it on windy days in front of parking cars.
Is this Kvothe?
You think Rothfuss saw this and finally got inspired to write part of the introduction to Book 3?
I’m sure he already wrote it, but it’s so garbage the publisher won’t release it. That’s my theory anyway...judging by the way the story was going seemed like he wrote himself into a corner
I just finished reading the 2nd book and I am really curious how it all goes. The part about the Cthaeh makes me wonder if Kvoth is in fact embellishing or straight up lying about some parts.
Honestly, wouldn't be surprised, sounds like something that he might do (well, technically he's done it quite often but that just strengthen's your point)
He does say how good he is at lying, and it's an easy way to explain why his magic fails him in the bar fight. What if he's lying about that? lol. But it's probably going to have to do with The Nine and how he's the chosen one to defeat them or something and maybe the Cthaeh was misunderstood and had this end goal the whole time.
Last July his publisher sounded pretty annoyed and said they still haven’t seen a single page from it... So I don’t think he’s even gotten that far TBH. She even said she doesn’t think he’s written anything in years lol
Supposedly he’s given a few updates since then, but I doubt it’ll be releasing anytime soon.
I read something awhile back where someone had found a FB post from his publisher complaining that he hadn't written a word in 6 years
A few days ago it was 10 years since The Wise Man's Fear was released
I know and no tenth anniversary edition. Very sad
I knew I'd find you guys here
To be honest he seems to be having fun and ain't harming anyone. Let him control the winds.
Then there’s the master of water
This look like aquaman in his 7th grade trying to impress his class
Nice, my son Naruto runs everywhere, he says there's less drag.
Which is true but you'd have to be goinf stupidly fast to have it make any difference
You named your son Naruto?
That van clearly messed up his flow.
He should have blown them away
Probably didn’t want to use his powers for evil.
Until he did
That van was in the wrong lane anyway
I believe he has the power of God AND anime on his side
Don't u hate it when a mini van disrupts ur air bending
I’m just glad to see anime fans come outside.
FLY AWAY TO A RAINBOW IN THE SKY
GOLD IS AT THE END, FOR EACH OF US TO FIND
This happens after u binge watch avatar for the 74653468th time
From the moment the invader arrived, he was doomed. He was undone, destroyed, after all of man's weapons and devices had failed, by the most mundane creature that God in his wisdom put upon this earth: the automobile.
Binge watching avatar will do that to you.
Oh, hi mark !
THEY DO EXIST
van driver just like “Excuse me what the fuck”
Has the fire nation attacked?
This was before the 100 year war
Leaf Blower Revolution.
When I took more shots than I should have..
also the master of being hit by a van
I’m humming Let it Go as I watch this
Red Shirt Guy: The Last Airbender
He’s actually the master of karate and friendship for everyone
I thought all the airbenders died out.
This must be the new generation of airbenders 🤔
In the silence...
Someone let him know that they are training new air benders at the Northern Air Temple.
Gimme some of what he’s on
Aang!? Is that you!?
When the world needed him most he vanished
Hey master of the wind get out of the damn street!
Kvothe, is that you?
The worst airbender
Avatar: The Last Airbender
He has a lot to learn. But I think he can save the world
Van: "Bend this" WHAM
"Honey, the drunk guy is back, call the police."
Ah, wind bending. But as you can see in the end there, he had to move out of the way as he hasn't yet mastered the fender bending.
It all changed when the... car got in the way
Ah Windmaster Chi, I've found you at last!
everyone's a big kid until they get caught by the other adults
Props to this guy for not giving a fuck. I wish I could be like that
That leg sweep.
These sort of moments are the ones that will haunt me until the end of time
Reminds of that guy who started the Storm Area 51 event Facebook. The local news interviewed him and homeboy was in a full blown Naruto outfit. He even did the Naruto run with his arms back (and almost fell over).
He also lives in the same city as me, so I’m going to see if he wants to hang out after the pandemic.
I remember that did he get in trouble for starting it?
still better than avatar...sigh
he is the one
haha avatar anime in real life
WHOOSH AAAH YEAAAA WHOO AHH WHOOOOSH...oh. uh.. sorry bro, go on... .... WHOOSH Aah yeaaa whoosh!
Drunk Airbender is drunk.
Red wind talker very powerful man.
the retarded kid at recess
Red t shirt the air bender
He has the powers of God and Anime on his side
100 years ago...
But when the world needed him most... He vanished.
Master of impeding traffic more like
Reminds me of when I was a kid on my grandfather's farm, running through wispy vortexes that presented themselves in our gravel driveway. I don't think I've seen one of these, in person, since I was in college, when we had one spring up by the old Seed Mill.
It's strange to think that had I not been made to play outside, that I might have grown up never knowing that they existed.
Bro he is a fucking Air Bender!
Avatar the last airbender
The avatar is back.
I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!
How do we know he isn't.
Reminds me of Jimmy Pesto Jr.
Is that you, Aang?
Water. Earth. Fire. Fender.
This dude is alpha, he don’t give a shit, he does what he wants
If you don’t do it your week and the prey
He’s at that “American Beauty” level stoned.
The first god that was discoverd
Should've used the wind to move the van along.
Matter of getting ran over at a minimum.
Name a useless super power:
Ability to manipulate mild amounts of wind no stronger than this guy's
Ability to see in the dark but only during the day
Power to remotely boil a kettle without pushing the button
Ability to accurately predict the lottery but you die if you use it
Jokes on you! The guy was actually bending air but pretended to not when he got spotted by the van
When the scp foundation shows up
“Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source.”
You ever heard the legend of the wind?
That's a moment where you're bored as hell and don't even realize what you're doing is in public because nothing matters anymore.
Lesser known chapter of the book of Aang
He is no match for the overwhelming power of the Van.
Smart move by the van. Airbender get the right of way.
Looks like the wind is controlling him, not the other way around.
I thought Kvothe had red hair.
He spoke the name of the wind, and the wind replied “GET OUT OF THE FUCKIN ROAD”
Its rock less