Take it off to fuck?
And who says i change underwear daily
Thats what birthdays are for!
No, no. Let him go, he smells.
Right? Not everyone is a millionaire, OP
yes, if you're not social distancing, then why should it matter? lol grind on that tinder if that's a priority. sanitize, take a Covid test as a romantic 1st date, get take out, stream, scream, and cuddle after. and then test again three weeks later.
I see std is a lower priority than covid now
Lol do you get stds if you don't wear underwear during sex
Treat your mask like your condom
like don't keep in a wallet or back pocket?
hey, I'm just saying. contact tracing if you're gonna smash lol
Nothing says romance like a giant q-tip going all the way up your nose
yes, I've had it. I think everyone needs to experience it once so that they take the pandemic seriously. so, if they aren't, at least document it.
Kinda awkward if you don’t....
You haven’t lived until you have pulled the dick out through the boxer hole to smash.
I didn’t know people did that until that chapelle skit. There’s something about feeling like your breaking social norms that makes the sex so much better
Username checks out.
Or the leg hole if you ain’t got time for a fly button
No, no no we're advised to use glory holes for that remember.
Always wear it on airplanes and to grocery stores
Just push to the side.
Frankly I perform better with mask off and underwear on
Jizz in it
Yeah waterboard yourself with jizz
Swallow your own cum
Hey, no kink shaming!
“Cover more than just the tip” should be on here
Daily!?!! I dont have enough masks or underwear for that!
you swap them before reusing them, so if virus got caught on it, it has time to die.
day 1 mask 1
day 2 mask 2
day 3 mask 3
day 4 mask 1
Just boil some water and chuck those fuckers in there, ffs, it's not that hard. That's assuming you have cloth masks, which you should. Don't reuse disposable ones.
"Surgical masks, once simply a strip of cloth tied around the face of a doctor or nurse, are today manufactured using non-woven fabrics made from plastics like polypropylene to filter and protect. "
surgical masks have filtering capabilities on both directions quite superior to cloth masks
We're not shooting for superior. The goal is adequacy. The main efficacy of masks is reducing your spew range and keeping your fingers out of your faceholes, not air filtration.
Unfortunately it hasnt been communicated enough that non-n95 masks actually protect you quite a lot from covid because they stop droplets and covid is not properly airborne.
And surgical masks not only protect others from you with covid better than cloth, but they also protect the wearer from others with covid significantly better. This has been highlighted in studies that found that face shields alone are useless and were infected at a rate close to wearing nothing, while hospital masks protected the wearer significantly
Are you boiling your hands, hair and face, too? Wash it in the sink. We're not dealing with smallpox here.
Sure, whatever works. Just don't reuse them before decontaminating them.
The disposable ones should even be changed at less than 24 hours even
At work our PPE guidelines say no more than four hours.
Well who cares about those anymore...my friend works in a hospital and they get one mask per shift. That's 12 hours for y'all.
Can confirm. ER, use the same mask all shift.
Realistically I don’t really care much anymore though, I’ve definitely been exposed already. I just wear them for the patients’ protection.
Aren't masks better at protecting others? That's at least what I'm thinking
Aren't masks better at protecting others?
Aren't masks better at protecting others?
That was the talking point in March. A mask was always going to protect the wearer. Wrong messaging has created this wide spread confusion.
All right! Thank you
Masks are not the main thing here in Sweden, there are like 15-20% using them at most (including myself that use a home made one), whereas most wash their hands and hold 1,5-2m distance
Masks do a good job of protecting you as well
One mask for my 12 hour shift. Plus my "disposable" N95 gets sent away to be reprocessed, whatever that means.
oh that's nifty though! I guess it's a mix between desinfecting and re-electrotizing the masks. Here's a great explanation of how these masks work. I am lucky to have two N95 masks aswell and I just wipe them with desinfectant every couple days and let them air dry at home. Better than nothing I guess.
PPE stand for? Please.
Personal Protection Equipment
The hospital I work at says we have to wear the same one for seven days.
I bought a spray bottle sanitizer (looks like a spray sunscreen) and spray my mask everytime I get home !
An underwear maker is your one stop shop https://www.hanes.com/masks.html
Don't throw it in the street when you're done.
Didn't think we'd have to write this one down but here we are
I came here to say this.
I didn’t think that type of surgical mask was washable though...
And you're not supposed to wear them for a whole day
Why not? I figure they aren't going to get any dirtier than any other type of mask, and they aren't falling apart or anything.
Edit: If downvotes are the cost for trying to learn, I will accept them.
By breathing onto them, they get wet and contaminated with the potential virus and don't offer protection anymore. A virus can spread without a mask falling apart.
I sell my used ones to perverts on the internet.
Check ur DMs
Also keep your nose and mouth inside.
You don’t walk around with your nuts in your underwear and your peen dangling over the waistband.
you don't know me do you
And don't stick your fingers in it in public.
Except if your in a Walmart
shoves peen inside underwear uhh yeah, we totally don't walk around like that. That wouldn't be normal at all
"Wearing your mask like this is like wearing your underpants like that."
Exactly. I work in a doctor’s office and when people try to come in with their mask below the nose we say they tried to come in with their dick out lol
....and if your nose is sticking out. Its like your dick hanging out of your underwear...it misses the point
Does it really? Correct me if I'm wrong but you'd think the majority of the ronies would be spread through your mouth because of coughing. The nose has a bunch of hair and is less likely to spread germs out very far
Ir entwrs through mucous membranes which includes (mainly) nose, mouth, & eyes (which is why masks dont work...but Fauci told us that already).
Wear your mask, slave.
Don’t flip it inside out to get another use out of it
if you turn it back to front that's an extra 2 uses, too.
I can’t wait until some thumper starts wailing about hanging
little girl panties where... BOYS CAN SEE THEM!
It will encourage impure thoughts and the boys will get out of control!
This is what happens when you take prayer out of school! Aahhhh!
And without having any similar opinions on the boy's pair.
Don't poop in it?
I saw a poster at work saying passwords are like underwear:
Change it to what? I only have one
Underwear or mask?
DON'T just change it daily. Change it after 3-4 hours. And throw surgical masks away after ONE USE.
Wait but I change my underwear every 3 days
What do you mean "do not share it"??
put it on your dick
Pee in it when afraid ...
And don't go outdoors without wearing one.
Don't let it sag out of ur pants tho
What if I go commando?
Why you changing your undies daily? wear them for a week you cowards.
Wear from the other side next day.
How about: Don’t hang it out to dry on a fucking clothesline next to your actual underwear as is surreally displayed here?
Have your stepbrother sneak in and cum on it when you’re out?
You think I chance my underwear daily?
I wear no underwear, I don't no were I'll get the experience to treat a mask like underwear.
can i wear a mask as underwear and vice versa
Post this in r/teachers
Ight imma steal some used masks
Wear it inside out to get another day out of it.
Feel self-conscious when everybody at the grocery store can see you’re not wearing any?
And sell it online after use?
and wash it then dry
Wait we change underwear?
I most certainly prefer i did not.
That’s what I do... i dont wear either.
Nah, doesn't work this way. Remember classic wink and whispering "I don't have anything under my skirt..."?
Wear it every day for a week, reverse it, wear it for another week
sell it to horny simps
Wear it once, turn it inside out, wear it again?
Sometimes swap it with your wife.
Before I had a mask I used my underwear and strapped it over face. It was more comfortable too.
I love my sexy gstring mask. Keeps the goods covered in the front but it's party in the back
Word of advise for underwear, less snug is better for a lot of reasons
I do not change my underwear daily >:C
I’m a musky husky
frontways, backways, inside out, then wash if it fails the sniff test at the end of the week.
I had to take a flight for work yesterday (far north QLD, Australia) first masks I'd seen outside of a hospital or covid clinic, maybe 3 people on a flight of 100 folks, the airline (QANTAS) was giving out free masks. It's nice living in a covid free bubble.
I to wear underwear on my face
And then itch your mouth every couple of minutes
And don't actually use your underwear.
I accidentally left my mask in my pocket so my grandma ended up washing my pants with the mask inside, didn’t realize it until she was already done. It turns out you can wash them.
It affects the integrity of the disposable masks, though.
This is at an elementary school in my district.
Selling used soiled masks $20, extra soiled $35, with toenail clippings $145
change daily? don't you mean weekly?
What about just keeping it in the cupholder of your car and only putting it on if you're going into a shop?
change it daily
change it daily
Why should i change my reusable mask every day
making some pretty bold assumptions about my underwear
“Keep your Cheeks covered “
AND don't have stuff hanging out of it, that should be inside of it
And don't show it to random people on the street.
But I like my underpants tight
Karens dont wear underwear.
Change them in the spring along with your yearly shower
I mean... thats kinkshaming
And if you are tough enough, go commando?
Been wearing the same mask since day 1 😎. Just need to keep up with the image.
I had the same comparison in mind when I saw one lying on the street. Wasn’t going to touch it even though I wanted to throw it out
I wasn't expecting to be personally attacked here.
Who says a wear underwear?
Uhm, have you ever been in the boys locker room? I'd rather them treat it like a condom
Dose that mean you can turn them inside out
Hang it from my rearview mirror?
Huh. I make mine last a week. Wear it 3 days, then turn it inside out and wear another 3 days. Then on the 7th day, trade with a friend so they're "new" to you.
For a mask to be more effective it needs to be cleaned or replaced after every time you take it off or touch it.
Who ever made this has never heard of onlyfans.com
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Bold of you to assume anti maskers wear underwear
Aw shit, quarantine
Good news. Hanes, the underwear company sells them. https://www.hanes.com/masks.html
Bring a dozen pairs for a weekend away.
put it inside out and it's good for a second week?
Not wearing a mask is now "Going Commando".
Lol change it daily
Make sure it covers both holes
Looks like I don’t need to wear a mask then
and wear it on your pp?
Why are they only showing whitey tighties?
“Things gotta breathe” flashbacks
Pay a girl to wear it for 3 days?
And don't take it off in public
So when I put the blue part on the other side it's clean again?
This person doesn't wash their underwears
What if you don’t wear any underwear?
what, like turn it inside out to extend the wear time by another three weeks?
No doubt some idiot will try to wear it as underwear.
I turn mine inside out to get an extra use out of it.
Joke's on them, I don't wear underwear.
Improvise it from a bandana and some rubberbands if you have to.
"change daily" no, change when wet. As soon as your mask is moist it stop doing a damn thing. It's more like a diaper for your face.
I use my underwear a month at a time.
Don't take it off in front of others, and definitely not while on television!
Don’t wear it at all?
How do you remove the skid marks?
Make sure it covers the essentials...
Do not jizzed?
Wear it on your head?
We're lucky we can get people to wear them. Much less follow this guide.
We're lucky we can
Get people to wear them. Much
Less follow this guide.
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Snug underwear gives me a rash ...
Dirty it then sell it on the internet?