He was against the impeachment because it sounds like it has fruit in it.

Easiest roast ever!

...since Hiroshima?

Your writing is worse than Anne Frank's when the Germans were opening the attic hatch.

If you swallowed things as well as your pyjamas then you would not be single.

I thought that was Dennis Quaid wearing a wig

No thanks

You look like the kind of girl who becomes a therapist just to tell her clients to “find Jesus”

This is fucking sad.

What does God and your love life have in common? Neither one exists

You've got the silhouette of a bottle of ketchup.

Single isn’t a personality trait

Your skin looks like a gas station toilet after it's been sprayed with diarrhea.

For the guys who don’t shop at Walmart this is what you are missing....take it or leave it. Anyways it’s cheap

Im from Australia and this is how we imagine what florida is like

What's the old account with the nudes? So I can block it..

Is this another one of those Steve Buscemi deepfakes?

Let me answer your question with a question. Can a toddler live on boner pills and secondhand vape fumes?

I’d need an industrial sized oven to even consider roasting you

I’ve marked NSFW so less unsuspecting people have to bleach their eyes after seeing this

Wish.com ebola.

You look like morning breath