I don't think I've ever been attracted to someone with talons like that. Let alone someone that crazy looking. I had to check for my wallet just looking at the picture.
I really don't see the attraction for long nails. How do they wipe their bums? How do they operate their phones? How do they pick their noses? (if you say you don't, you lie!) How do people with long nails do basic life things? Surely they must get in the way so much.
Lol that made me proper chuckle. Is your wallet still there?
I had a boss who used to forget her child in the car ALL of the time. After the first few times we would ask her if the baby was with her and she would roll her eyes and tell us to mind our own business. Then she would go to her office and about an hour later she would run out of the building and come back with the baby.
Thats actually what βsmokingβ meth means tho. You literally see it melt into a puddle, vaporize, and then deposit as the vapor crystalizes rapidly along the glass bubble.
The trick is to melt a big chunk and let it cool down in the bottom of the bowl. Then melt the corner of it and begin rotating the pipe gently, slamming the melted piece of meth into the big unmelted chunk over and over, releasing clouds of delicious meth vapor every time the chunks bump into each other. Also a 5-10 degree down angle on the pipe is good to keep that molten shit from sneaking up the stem and fucking your mouth up.
It doesn't. It burns extremely quickly once melted. It almost immediately starts to re-crystallize onto the inside of the pipe (this recrystallization is called "crackback" or "cracking back") and is usually melted back down to the bottom before heating back up to smoke. Also, the hole at the top of a meth pipe is very large and pulls lots of air thru, not like a weed pipe carb at all so you don't get much sucking power, just sucking air.
Marlboro Menthol Smooth 100βs
Trust me, going to enough raves Iβve seen that shade of blue so often I can create the exact color with a kindergarten paint set
Real twist here is 51yo boyfriend is married to 40ish yo wife with 2.5 kids, no intention of divorcing and is sugar daddying it up with a 21yo day time stripper that looks older than the current wife.
I don't know what is more sad, the fact that she's a stripper, or the fact that she's a stripper with a kid, or the fact that she's a stripper with a kid, dating a 51 year old or the fact that she's a stripper with a kid, dating a 51 year old that thinks that 51 year old is going to actually marry her.
Needless to say, she must be incredibly high- probably OD levels if she thinks that'll ever happen.
I'm not going to roast the marrying a 51yo thing, because honestly that's probably the best decision a stupid skank can make when she's showing all the signs of "slightly attractive until 25". She's not pretty, just not overweight, that's why being a stripper works for her.
Her wannabe alt-chick vibe on the other hand is just pathetic. Probably thought being a stripper would count as a personality too.
Some kind of """liberated""" Uma Thurman knockoff who probably thinks she's succeeding in life because she doesn't have (the ability) to work a real job and has definitely googled "stripper tip money + onlyfans + taxable income"
The 51 year old fiance could do much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much better..
It's either marry that 51 year old or end up turning tricks in roadside motels for 200 bucks a pop. Then 150. Then 125. Before you know it, it's 25 dollar BJs at truck stops before she disappears forever.
So marrying the 51 year old is probably the first solid life choice she's ever made.
You know that feeling when a body part falls asleep and it feels like said body part is being punctured by a thousand miniature needles in quick succession?
I genuinely get that feeling in my eyes when I look at her.
Cosplaying as the massive red flag that she is.
How cute, the couple has His and Herpes.
Oof. That's good.
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They got them at Jareds
They got them from Jared.
Jared from Subway?
Jared from down in the subway.
Jared from going down in the subway?
Jared ate the fuck outta that 6in tuna boat with sausage in it...
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Came to say this. A red flag so obvious even teen me would have gone "whoa hell no!" And I was one horny little Muppet.
You know those moments when you'd rather go home and fap one out instead of worrying what you're going to catch.
If it had a defining word, she'd be the picture next to it in the dictionary.
Don't you want a private dance in the STD room?
I'd like a dash of syphilis with my crabs please. Oh and I'll have the non-specific urethritis for desert!
My sabertooth crotch crickets will take care of her crabs no problem.
Oh Duck, Sabertooth crotch crickets. Well, I'll be giggling out of nowhere for the next few days.
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When a tarp is put down before you take a seat, you know things are bad.
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I don't think I've ever been attracted to someone with talons like that. Let alone someone that crazy looking. I had to check for my wallet just looking at the picture.
I really don't see the attraction for long nails. How do they wipe their bums? How do they operate their phones? How do they pick their noses? (if you say you don't, you lie!) How do people with long nails do basic life things? Surely they must get in the way so much.
Lol that made me proper chuckle. Is your wallet still there?
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Was?
Well yeh, 16 years later and I still am but at least with some standards!
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I thought it was ozzy osbourne failing to dress up as Santa for his kids Christmas
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More red flags than the CCP.
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It's just her cosplay.
Assasins' Creed: Red Flag with Kellyanne Conway replacing Edward Kenway
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Sheβs gonna be changing diapers for her son now and then her boyfriend later.
Depends on the Huggies
I think you have that backwards.
Huggies, then Depends.
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Gold.
Eventually
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let me ask you a question. does the person in this picture look capable of any domestic activity that involves caring for another human being
Let me answer your question with a question. Can a toddler live on boner pills and secondhand vape fumes?
I wish I could give you an award
don't worry I gotchu homie
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Iβm also giving him one in your name
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I fucking lived off boner pills when I was 8, school was awkward.
Was that because you were home schooled?
Fuck, you caught me.
Dude, Iβve seen your mom. You needed a pill? π
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First of all, through God, all things are possible. Jot that down.
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Only if you consider lap dancing a caring act
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If opening her legs counts as a domestic activity then yes
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Iβm more concerned about the birth. Poor little baby gotta make it through a canal fill with warts and blisters.
We all experience a few speed bumps in our lives, her spawn will just get an early start.
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Ha! That baby is getting left in the back seat of a black car when it's 110 degrees outside - before - that woman is changing a diaper!
I had a boss who used to forget her child in the car ALL of the time. After the first few times we would ask her if the baby was with her and she would roll her eyes and tell us to mind our own business. Then she would go to her office and about an hour later she would run out of the building and come back with the baby.
Here in Arizona, you get to make that mistake once and only once.
Unless you have multiple kids..
Savage
Iβm going to hell for laughing
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Please tell me you reported her to childcare... Wtf
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The baby from Trainspotting is going to have a better life than her kid, and it fuckin died!
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As if the boyfriend hasn't left her by now
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Made of bourbon and bad choices
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Doesnβt look like sheβll be getting promoted from the lunchtime shift anytime soon.
On Tuesdays
Assistant relief FLUFFER (TUESDAYS ONLY) - this is an unpaid role with great opportunities for progression.
progression"personal growth"Personnel growth
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Quarter wings and dollar pitchers still wouldn't pull a horny homeless man with $3 into that deal.
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She's a reverse stripper. She comes out naked and people pay her to put her clothes back on.
Lol
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hey, the buffet is AWESOME!
5/7, would recommend if you are looking to use up sick days at work.
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She clearly isnβt selling any bath water.
"Welcome to the stage Bella Dopefiend"
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Didnβt realise you could vape meth.
Well now you know
Thank you
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The moment I saw the link I knew exactly what is was, thank you for reminding me of that gem.
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ahhhh the cameo made it worth it
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My expectations were low but wow, you just made my day
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Thats actually what βsmokingβ meth means tho. You literally see it melt into a puddle, vaporize, and then deposit as the vapor crystalizes rapidly along the glass bubble.
What happens if you inhale too hard and get some of the hot liquid in your mouth?
The trick is to melt a big chunk and let it cool down in the bottom of the bowl. Then melt the corner of it and begin rotating the pipe gently, slamming the melted piece of meth into the big unmelted chunk over and over, releasing clouds of delicious meth vapor every time the chunks bump into each other. Also a 5-10 degree down angle on the pipe is good to keep that molten shit from sneaking up the stem and fucking your mouth up.
I've been clean for over 3 years :)
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Then you have ~180-200 degree F liquid meth now sitting in your mouth recrystallizing.
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It doesn't. It burns extremely quickly once melted. It almost immediately starts to re-crystallize onto the inside of the pipe (this recrystallization is called "crackback" or "cracking back") and is usually melted back down to the bottom before heating back up to smoke. Also, the hole at the top of a meth pipe is very large and pulls lots of air thru, not like a weed pipe carb at all so you don't get much sucking power, just sucking air.
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lmao that fucken nerd doesn't even know how to smoke meth. wanna come round and get on the glass barbecue for a week?
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Cracking back
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Looks like the kind of girl who idolizes Harley Quinn and says shit like "I'm God's gift" while smoking Marlboro blacks.
Marlboro Menthol Smooth 100βs Trust me, going to enough raves Iβve seen that shade of blue so often I can create the exact color with a kindergarten paint set
A yes, the greasy, transparent blue of the young dirt stain.
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Wow ... I've been thinking "wtf" since my last relationship and you just summed her up in a sentence.
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I can think of at least one 51 year-old who is about to have his bank accounts drained, his car stolen, and his wife on the run.
And left with an abandoned child with F.A.S. who's real father is a trailer park meth dealer.
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He's a special kind of stupid.
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That reminds me, I better go hug my daughter
That's what the 51yr old boyfriend said π
theres not many things that can make me say bruh. But damn, all gas no brakes on this guy.
I think girls like this prefer the term "well traveled"
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Real twist here is 51yo boyfriend is married to 40ish yo wife with 2.5 kids, no intention of divorcing and is sugar daddying it up with a 21yo day time stripper that looks older than the current wife.
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One of the best comments Iβve seen, ever
I come here for bad laughs, but this hit me.
Like her husband soon will.
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Let me guess, she works the 9AM-4PM shift to let the popular girls take a break.
She has to bring her own mix tape and push play on the boombox, but only after making sure the lunch buffet has been cleared.
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Well, she's not advertising the goods in this pic so you're probably right
The goods? Looks like all bads to me.
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She's the type of stripper that works at 2pm on a tuesday
Where they have tuna sandwiches just to mask her smell
Bring back "Tuna Tuesdays" at Sweaty Betty's! Damn you COVID! DAMN YOU!
Oh my god. πππ
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Speaking from experience are we?
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Penicillin as a wedding gift.
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Just looking at this picture gave us all HPV
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Furniture stripper, right? Nobody paying to see that uncovered.
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Walmart hires strippers now?
Not a great value.
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Dollar tree.
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Glasses aren't a personality...
but the dyed hair
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Her glasses and boner pills have a personality so she doesn't have to
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The human embodiment of a UTI
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The boyfriend should be the one rethinking life choices. There ainβt no tread left on that tire.
Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Or fucking a warm bucket of water.
Fucking an ashtray
Punching smoke
βAnd I thought they smelled bad on the outsideβ -Han solo and every dude this girls been with
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Wizard sleeve
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Luckily you are unattractive enough to be the day shift stripper, that way you can meet your geriatric boyfriend for the early bird special.
In the nursing home.
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From the looks of things, marrying a 51-year-old is about the smartest decisions heβs made.
I thought it was a dude too but itβs a female lol
He said what he said.
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Iβd pay her to keep her clothes on.
Edit: Wow!!! Thank you so much to the kind User for the silver award! Xoxo
Edit: Oh my goodness!!! Thank you all so much for the upvotes and the kind awards and gifts!!!! Xoxo
Thatβs how she makes all her tips
She has to play just the tip with her clients. They get so shriveled after glancing at her, it's like George Costanza after swimming in the pool.
They can't tell the pole from her.
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why do you think she comes with 48hr python pills
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Close you legs, all my plants died and I went blind for a minute.
It's so bad, she does not use lube, she uses tarter sauce
first of all, ew. secondly... DAMN!
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There is nothing any of us are going to say that her Father probably hasnβt already said to her.
What father?
Step Father* I assume the long haul trucker who impregnated her Mother left 21 years and 9 months or so ago.
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Too bad the smoke cloud wasnβt bigger.
You set such a bad example to your kid that when her diaper gets changed a bunch of dollar bills fall out.
You think she knows the ping pong ball trick?
She upgraded it to the basketball trick
She says she hasn't tried. I bought some and will report back.
Edit: removed a story I didn't have permission to share. I apologise.
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Whatβs the ping pong ball trick
Shooting balls out her vag at drunk men.
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She looks like a herpe on John Lennonβs dick.
Imagine.
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I liked the lead singer of Rush better with dark hair. Please don't live in the limelight.
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I had no idea that your 21-year old roommate is my 36-year old co-worker.
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Forget the roommate, I think OP needs to rethink the choice that landed them in a scenario where they live with... this.
In case you were under the impression I make good decisions, I am a 31yo that trained her at a call center job.
31 year old that has a 21 year old stripper roommate? I smell predatory old "nice guy" looming near by!
π€·ββοΈ Sorry officer... She said she was going to meet some dude she met online
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I don't know what is more sad, the fact that she's a stripper, or the fact that she's a stripper with a kid, or the fact that she's a stripper with a kid, dating a 51 year old or the fact that she's a stripper with a kid, dating a 51 year old that thinks that 51 year old is going to actually marry her.
Needless to say, she must be incredibly high- probably OD levels if she thinks that'll ever happen.
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Lmao ! So she has to drug him to get it up ? We all know how this story ends.
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Damn, so wait, who's the 51 year old chick in the pic?
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When you order Harley Quinn from wish
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She's a carpenter's dream. Flat as a board and easy to nail.
She has so many STDβs the bedbugs run.
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I'm not going to roast the marrying a 51yo thing, because honestly that's probably the best decision a stupid skank can make when she's showing all the signs of "slightly attractive until 25". She's not pretty, just not overweight, that's why being a stripper works for her.
Her wannabe alt-chick vibe on the other hand is just pathetic. Probably thought being a stripper would count as a personality too.
Gross/10
Holy shit.
If she were a dude looking like that, sheβd 100% wear fedoras and be into butterfly knives.
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I guarantee she's said "sex work is real work" at least a hundred times during normal conversation.
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Her BF has a real hard-on for Tom Petty.
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Some kind of """liberated""" Uma Thurman knockoff who probably thinks she's succeeding in life because she doesn't have
(the ability)to work a real job and has definitely googled "stripper tip money + onlyfans + taxable income"...
You look like what would happen if Jesus didn't die for our sins.
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The 51 year old fiance could do much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much better..
Well, we havenβt seen his picture. Maybe this is the best he can do. Ugly people need love, too. They just gotta pay.
Fair enough. I suppose if he's pretty much just a spine on a wheelchair ala spongebob squarepants, he ain't got many options.
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Ah, so thatβs what chlamydia looks like.
Thing 1, 2, 3 chromosomes
1 chromosome HAHA!
2 chromosomes HAHA!
3, 3 chromosomes HAHA!
Ozzy Osborne have a step son?
Never mind the bat, Ozzy would bite his own head off too avoid seeing her.
If we could look into the future, we'd see she's the once and future queen of the Florida lot lizards.
She should do it, she clearly has nothing else going on Iβm her life.
NGL I canβt tell if this is the 21 year old stripper or the 51 year old boyfriend
It's either marry that 51 year old or end up turning tricks in roadside motels for 200 bucks a pop. Then 150. Then 125. Before you know it, it's 25 dollar BJs at truck stops before she disappears forever.
So marrying the 51 year old is probably the first solid life choice she's ever made.
Iβm not gonna shame anyone for sex work, but goddam fix your fucking hair for fuck sake look at those roots
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No really, she seems like sheβs doing fine. Now Iβm going to go play with my daughter and give her a hug.
There is only 2 strippers in her town and the other one is pregnant.
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Your roommate's man wouldnt need performance pills if his woman didnt look like Tom Petty
Not one of the worst transitions Iβve seen.
Looks like you only smoke to try to hide all the herpes youβve developed on your mouth.
Are you Thing 1 or Thing 2?
Well you gonna share her picture or what? You posted one of Tom Petty.
Looks like Thing 1 discovered meth and Marilyn Manson
More so the 51 year old should rethink his life choices.
The vape doesnβt hide the smell of yeast and regret
You know that feeling when a body part falls asleep and it feels like said body part is being punctured by a thousand miniature needles in quick succession?
I genuinely get that feeling in my eyes when I look at her.
Your life situation is what we roast other girls with.
Donβt know whatβs darker, her dried out sharpie nails or her childβs future.
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Her mom and dad are real proud that there is someone else to take the reins.
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This doesnβt even deserve a roast. Fucking trash
The only thing missing here is Forrest and the guitar.
That poor child is so fucked.
She canβt wait to marry him bc sheβs honestly the same age. No way sheβs 21
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Gross.
Just because she flashes traffic at the bus stop doesn't make her a stripper.
You look like eternal sunshine of a bleached butthole
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Gas station boner pills wouldnβt help me get erect for this Arbyβs commercial
She looks like she's wearing a Santa gimp suit
Do you wanna just put the child in foster care now and save us all the trouble later?
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