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Imagine being caught as a fish and this kids starts flossing
This is the future liberals want
Lmfao I have no idea why this comment actually made me laugh out loud
Me too man, almost in tears.
Thank you Kanye, very cool.
Lil Baby my favorite rapper.
Da Baby: Bruh...
Wah wah wah b I’m a little bb
LOL same. It is so fucking funny and I have no idea why. I don’t even know if I get it. But I love it.
Same here, I’m having a giggle fit.
Same here. I’m on the toilet at work and this comment made me die laughing.
I’m getting tattooed and laughed out loud
At least he didn’t tea bag it
If it was 2009 he would’ve 100%
I'm ok with that. If it means fishing I'm in.
The year 2077. America’s suburbs are in ruins, all the guns have been confiscated, and abortions are mandatory. George Soros is cornered by a mob of rebels and beaten within an inch of his life. With his last breath he shutters “HAIL BIDEN” before detonating his suicide vest.
had to double check if i wasn't on r/neoliberal lol
might wanna pull that back a few decades, soros is already 90.
You forgot about the adrenochrome
He drinks the blood of babies. He will make it to 500 just like in the Bible.
He is Jewish after all, isn't he? Apparently they got that secret cabal stuff figured out for a really long time now.
free health care will keep him alive!
I can’t fuckin breathe
Fuckin windmills maaaan.
This might be one of the best comments I've ever read
OMG I gotta start saying this at work everytime someone complains!
As a Democrat, can confirm. My daughter caught the biggest smallie I've ever seen on a Disney Princess themed Zebco rod and reel combo and a Kastmaster lure. She was four and ran around in circles yelling after we landed it. This is the future we deserve.
Take the L on the fish
G E T D A N C E D O N
Reminds me of this gem
Flossing is much preferable to getting teabagged. Imagine getting caught and then feeling some fucker dipping his balls on your face.
Uh... I mean... I guess so... but do you know someone who actually teabags fish?
Reminds me of how dogs get r/zoomies when they get all riled up. But this kids release is flossing. r/flossies?
Can confirm, my 9y/o nephew flosses with over flowing joy when he crushes it just like this little man did.
Fish was probably thinking,
"Ah, should have guessed... This guy's a professional."
A fate not even hitler should endure
Dominance has been asserted
This comment cracked me tf up lmao
Haha the adrenaline is raging thru him. Good job kiddo
That kid’s got the zoomies! Cuz he earned it, damn it. And I’m here wiping my tears, it’s so great.
He’s got zoomies but he’s on a boat so has to resort to flossing!
How excited that kid was - I imagine he would have run a marathon if he caught it on shore.
We get to experience that sort of excitement too seldom in life. Maybe not all the time, though.
Right?! No idea why my eyes welled up, but I appreciate your comment so I know I’m not alone!
It's cause we just witnessed a kid experiencing a core memory. He'll never forget that fish and that moment. And you can clearly see the joy on the older guy's face too. A moment he'll treasure and tell the story about for long to come as well. "..and after we land it, he was so hyped up he starts beating his chest and doin' that floss dance thing, it was amazing haha" how could anyone not love that story. What a great moment.
It’s these comments that helps me feel normal for being an emotional person. I love watching people succeed and just get what they want, it makes me feel better to witness it
I'm not sure I was ever that excited about anything I did as a child. Damn that was great to see:)
I don’t think I’ve ever been that excited about anything in my life. I seriously envy the little dude. Good on him.
When’s the last time you caught a bass that big though?
My boy is 22 and a pretty serious bass fisherman. He still does this! And I love it more than I can say. We dod that for him. We taught him to fish. And he still gets that happy with any bigger fish.
It makes me so happy that you speak so proudly of your boy.
You seem like a good parent. :)
He released his catch afterwards and even gave some encouraging words to the fish. Good kid:
Thanks for sharing - what a great kiddo
“You put up a good fight, brother” I love his character!!
Proceeds to go super saiyan after
Honestly that's my favourite part of fishing. Eating it, I could take or leave, the waiting can get boring, even if the view is gorgeous, but the fight of a catch never gets old. I caught an eel when I was 11, that was one of the hardest catches I've ever landed, and nothing has come close to it since.
Why do they release fish? I understand that some fish are small or endangered, so must be released for conservation reasons, but why a big, healthy fish in a river like that? If you catch more than you can eat right away, you can freeze it. What's the deal?
People like to catch big fish so I guess it makes sense to release the big fish back.
Also interesting fish to catch might not actually taste good, IDK.
You're on point with both assumptions.
Chucking lures for bass is hell of a lot more fun than bait fishing catfish. Catfish tastes a hell of alot better than bass though.
Musky for example make poor eating, but have almost a cult following of sport anglers.
My dad accidentally caught a 46in Muskie when I was a kid. It was big enough he got his picture in the paper, and they ran an article about how he was a bass fisherman pre fishing a tournament and accidentally caught the biggest Muskie in the state that year.
He got hate mail from Muskie fishermen.
I've never wanted to read someone else's hate mail so badly in my life.
We usually took our bigger fish, as you had more meat when you took out the bones. However, I will say that some species taste better as a slim build. It's the same for lobsters. Big lobsters are used for canned meat, while the smaller ones are used for single meals. The taste of the smaller ones is preferred over the heavier catches.
Also interesting fish to catch might not actually taste good, IDK.
Bass is delicious. Maybe not that specific type, but the ones I've eaten definitely were.
I infrequently fish (with my dad). I don't like the taste of fish though. But my dad caught an absolute unit one year and insisted I try some and it was good!
Aw now you made me miss a good old fashion fish Fry with my pops, haven’t done that in years. And damnit do I want a hush puppy
Catch and release is quite a common practice among sport anglers. It's an important part of conservation and maintaining a healthy fishery. Proper catch and release practices decrease mortality rate, but thats a whole other topic.
Big fish tend have good genetics (they lived this long right?), And are more productive breeders than smaller fish.
Also bigger fish in most species aren't actually as good eating as mid sized fish.
I'm quite an avid angler and release 98% of what I catch. Those that I do keep are better eating fish than bass, and have healthy populations in the area.
Edit: Bass fishing circles in particular have quite a strong catch and release culture perpetuated by years of tournies and product promotion. There's something to be said for eco-tourism. A living animal is worth 10x more than a harvested one.
Its a lot like golf.
You don't have to eat the ball to have a good time.
wait you dont
I enjoy fishing but I hate cleaning and prepping them so I always catch and release. I’m mostly there for the quiet enjoyment of nature.
Maybe the challenge is the reward.
This is literally how people/kids build self confidence. Attempting something challenging and accomplishing it. Of course fishing isn't the only way.
Yeah,. This kid just packed away a boatload of self-esteem and he deserves it - we all do. I like the way the adults reacted too - pleased but not TOO pleased.
It was nice to watch wolverine be so happy too.
N64 w/ Ocarina of Time for Xmas
Goldeneye with an n64, and seeing the blue box of the PS2
Fucking love you mom.
Goldeneye and Ken Griffey Jr baseball. Best years of my life. Also, thank you mom. First year as a single mom and she did everything she could to get me/my brother that system.
Same here brother, she was raising 2 absolute dicks of hormonal teenage boys and still surprised me with a PS2 my own, not even to share on Xmas morning.
I’ll never forget it for the rest of my life.
It was my escapism when I was bullied as a kid, literally priceless.
lol same here man. When the OG Xbox came out, her and my stepmom tag teamed it and we each got our own. I’ll never forget it either brother!
I had a study hall teacher in 7th grade that always was sweet to me dispite me being a bit of a jackass to everyone.. She knew I was a HUGE zelda fan and I was too poor to have Nintendo power magazine but her 20 year old son had a subscription and she would always bring me the 1 issue prior to read during study hall. I knew the Majora's Mask issue of Nintendo power game out and that as soon as the new one was out she was going to bring me the MM one. The day she held up that magazine as I walked in the room and saw the amazing Majora's Mask art on the cover is somthing I'll never forget. I legit remember almost fainting from excitement. I read that thing front to back probably 10000 times. I miss having something like that to look forward to. Video games just dont impress me very much anymore. I think The closest I get to is something when turning the corner on a very very impressive hike will take my breath away, (like my recent trips to Oregon) Other than that, the world feels flat and boring.
Sounds like you need some adrenaline in your life!! I feel like that too but if I do something that’s mildly dangerous or reckless I see and appreciate life more. Here’s some examples: going 1+ the speed limit. Ordering EXTRA spicy at Taco Bell and going over a curb really really fast on a bicycle. Just do whatever makes you feel alive the most my brother 😎😎😎😎😎
Happy 35th Zelda anniversary!
The kid knows what he's doing and is on a pretty serious setup here. Has probably worked very hard for this hog of a bass, his excitement is a long time coming.
Props to the kid for sticking to it and being rewarded, it's a well deserved celebration. looking back I can't imagine sticking to something long enough to celebrate like this
Made me cry with laughter. That's great to see. 🤣
This was me getting Super NES for christmas
I got a XZ 81 and can still hear that cassette loading now!
Edit: hear not here.
One christmas i got a box full of damn near every ninja turtle action figure in existence. Pretty similar vibes
I got this pumped up over getting a charizard at about 10 years old but i dont think ive been that happy since
Maybe for a split second before my parents put a stop to that shit
I once caught a small shark when I was about the same age as that kid and I didn’t even get that excited about it. Fucking thing almost took the fishing rod out of my hands. The guide had to grab the rod out of my hands and reel him in.
Girls want him
Boys want to be him
Bass FEAR him
Ladies want me.
Fish fear me.
Fish fear ladies. Me want me.
Me fear me. Fish want fish. Ladies eat hot chip and lie.
This hit too close to home
Me fear fish. Me want ladies.
He’s the one that lures Sirens!!!
Fish want me. Ladies Fear me.
When the bass drops, so do the panties.
Had to hit the floss.
Well yeah. Did you see how big that thing is??
That angry floss!
That's called the power floss. It's like the teabagging version of the floss.
10/10. Would have given him 11 but the young man didn't finish with a dab.
Imagine minding your own business and all of a sudden you’re yanked out of the water and the last thing you see is a kid Fortnite dancing on you as you close your eyes for your final breath
It’s like you’re walking, you see a bag of McDonald’s on the sidewalk and you go “oh nice free sammich” and as soon as you pick it up you’re sucked up into space. As you’re suffocating from a lack of air you see a giant alien just aggressively dancing over your body.
and aggressively too....
I misread the title and was waiting for the kid to lose the fish
It wasn’t until the video ended when I realized I misread the title.
Same, i was waiting for it
By the time this kid is 30 this fish will be a whale.... lol but this little guy has become a fisherman for life. Wish everyone could have this feeling
That fish is a whale, guessing 7-9lbs. Very few lifetime bass fisherman, hobbyist, amateur, or pro ever get a chance to see, hook, or catch 10+ pounders.
i've seen fish that size in small lakes here in upstate new york a buinch of times. i've never actually caught one that size though, i'm not trying to downplay that fish, i'd be fuckin stoked if i caught that
Now go ask 100 bash fisherman to show you proof of them catching 10+
isn't there a big difference between 8 and 10? anyway like i said i've never caught any bass as big as that, let alone weighed it, nor i do i usually fish in lakes at all i mostly fish streams, but just by eyeballing it i've seen bass close to that size surfacing or under my boat, but i definitely could be wrong.
Gets exponentially harder/less common as the weight goes up. There's probably 10 times as many 8 lb fish as there are 10 lbers.
On top of that, 10lb Bass don't get to be 10lb by being stupid or falling for tricks.
By the time he's tomorrow that fish will be dinner.
Pretty unlikely given the circumstances.
Looks like tournament catch and release guys, a fish that size is almost always released. Very frowned upon to keep.
I've never met anyone that eats bass. Fun to catch though
Seriously? They're tasty
i mostly do trout fishing. i'm pretty sure you have to get the scales off of bass? i always throw bass back cuz i'm too lazy to take the scales off
Don't have to descale, just filet the skin off.
We always just filet them. Little light batter and a swim in hot oil then you're ready to eat.
I've even fried up dirty-pond catfish to make it edible when i was young and more poor and it was tasty.
Bass are widely eaten. I've had it once or twice
Maybe its a regional thing. Everyone I know releases bass. I'll only keep trout or salmon
Where I'm at, it is frowned upon by a lot of people to keep bass to eat, because they believe they should be released for people chasing personal bests / trophies. They see them more as a sport fish, not an eating fish. I don't exactly agree, but I don't really go fishing for them on purpose either, so I just release them.
Are you sure you were eating black bass and not sea bass?
Sea bass is a good tasting fish. Black bass usually isn't available for purchase.
silly, there won't be any whales by the time he's 30
Floss so hard, motherfuckers wanna fine me.
That shit cray
Ain’t it Jay?
What she order?
"Your whip so cold"
This ole thang?
Act like you'll ever be around mothafuckers like this again!
If I was him I woulda married Kate and Ashley.
That fish has to weigh nearly half as much as he does lol
It's a lunker.
That’s Ke’mari Cooper. As far as I can tell, just started out with him and his dad, Velt, taking vids and pics of their fishing trips. Dad works hard to enjoy time like this with his son. Check out their YouTube and insta.
"Hi my name is Kemari Cooper and im here to show the world that i can bass fish... Ive been fishing since 2yrs old or younger and now im 10yrs and working my pole here in Florida"
From his description in the About section, that last line so innocent this kid, destroyed me.
He was on the bass pro shops super bowl commercial too and looks like he goes fishing with the owner of bass pro too
Innocent? He's been working his pole to put himself through school, bruh
I love a good YouTube fishing channel!
B-Lat and the catfishing lawyer take their boys out sometimes.
There is the one dude I follow fisherman’s life he’s really cool. Has a ton of go pros and likes to cook his catch right on the rocks or whatever.
aggressive flossing is the only appropriate reaction to this kind of situation
Finish with a nice Dab
Fishing in creased jeans. This kid knew his day would be hype!
I still feel like this when I catch one
I still feel like that when I catch one 1/6th that size.
He should be excited that's a hell of a catch and he even landed it
He's gonna be chasing that high for the rest of his life! What a catch.
Just took a peak at his YouTube channel that u/SaulGoodmanJD linked in a comment and that kid really knows how to fish!
Looks like he chases that high all the time and I have no doubt he catches it frequently. Some awesome content uploaded there, very wholesome to see that kind of quality father-son bonding. Not to mention Ke’mari has an infectious level of enthusiasm.
This makes me ridiculously happy.
Great catch kid!
That’s how you know if you’re an angler. The excitement either hits you or it doesn’t. Judging by this kids reaction, I’d say he’s going to waste an enormous amount of money of fishing lures and poles over his lifetime. Good times.
I could legitimately feel his emotion and excitement - that was awesome!!
Pretty cool to have Hugh Jackman as fishing partner, too
That kid is on cloud 9. But teaching someone a skill and seeing them succeed at it... that feels pretty damn good, too. These 3 will be bringing up the memory of that catch to each other for years.
Double flossing? Kid is hyped
He is now a bass pro
Flossing in general: cringe
This kid flossing from joy: I'll allow it
Ngl I've been fishing for years and still feel like that after a nice catch.
i love how the video ends just where the r/tifu video could have started. :)
That kid made my day
It's like he thinks he's on the 50 yard line in Dallas
I completely expected this to be one of those shark in the river videos
Thought he had a seizure for a second but nope just aggressively flossing lmao
Every time I see someone grab taut fishing line, I hear the injury fairy giggle.
The floss has ruined so many things for me
YESSIRRRRRR!!! Lil man was hyped lol I would be too if I reeled one in big as me
he was so gassed lmao this is great! This is how life long hobbies are born
holy shit that fish is as big as him!
i fast foward a bit to see when they finally catch the fish and then all i see is the kid flossing. im done
I remember that happened to me when I was young and fishing under the bridges with my father. I was scared to death because I thought I had caught a monster. I refused to bring it in and dad was mildly upset it got away but he loves to tell the story still
I really wish he did a dab at the end
Dabbing didn’t really have the staying power as flossing apparently.
i'm still dabbing lmao
That is the unbridled joy of a young man now hooked for life.
Awesome to see, great fish!
I love this! Lmaoo
Omg hey threw his hat and pounded his chest
That’s so awesome. When I caught my biggest largemouth of my life I felt the exact same way.