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GUIDELINES FOR THE SUBREDDIT | Read and follow the rules, or risk getting banned.

If you're an original subscriber of the subreddit, I'm sure you know why I'm making this post. Almost every post is an edgy meme or obvious satire. The original purpose of the subreddit has been lost with the wave of new users. I'm making this post as a reminder of what the purpose of NoahGetTheBoat is. If you have any suggestions to add on to this post, then you can message me about it. I feel like I could add more examples of good and bad content. The contents of this post are subject to change as I see fit.

What is NoahGetTheBoat?

In the bible story, Noah’s Ark (A.K.A. the boat) was built so that Noah, his family, and a few pairs of each kind of animal could survive a worldwide flood. God created this flood because the world was ridden with corruption and violence, and he wanted to start over with humanity.

That being said, the subreddit is meant for posting actual corrupt and perverted things done by humans. This is referring, of course, to actual sins. This is not a comedy subreddit. If you see a post with the sole intent of being funny, it does NOT belong here. If you came to this subreddit for memes, then LEAVE. If your idea of "corrupt" is anywhere along the lines of "THAT JOKE WAS SO CURSED r/CURSEDCOMMETN", this subreddit is not for you. The only comedy should come from the shock value of the contents of the post.

What belongs on NoahGetTheBoat?

Acceptable content includes, but is not limited to:

•News headlines detailing terrible/disgusting crimes

•Forum posts confessing to terrible/disgusting actions

•Videos of people doing terrible things (mark NSFW if visually graphic)

•Sexual deviancy (extreme fetishism, mark NSFW)

Unacceptable content includes, but is not limited to:

•Obviously satire that is made for the sole purpose of being as offensive or perverted as possible

•Jokes

•Edited images

•Anime people saying or doing edgy things

•Urban Dictionary definitions

•Generic pornography

•”Repost this” memes

•Reaction images (crop them out before posting)

ALL MEMES

ALL SATIRE

Ban times are at the discretion of the moderators, but they will generally be 3-7 days long.

What should I do if I see a bad post?

If you see a post that you know doesn't belong in the subreddit, report it. Reported posts are more likely to seen by moderators. We're also more likely to see posts with certain keywords in the comments that may imply that the post doesn't belong.

How should I title my submission?

While I won’t be enforcing any rules on title formatting, I’ve been noticing a lot of awful post titles lately.

Overused title formats:

“NOOOAAAH!”

“Noah get the [noun]”

“It’s time”

“Don’t let [noun] on the boat”

“Burn the boat”

“why”

When you’re making a title, just make a comment about the subject of the boat. Not every post has to make a reference to Noah’s Ark. If you do make one, make it original.

Final Statement

With the current state of the subreddit, it's impossible for the moderators to remove every bad post and ban every offender. I'm hoping that enough people read this post to make a significant difference. While I can’t guarantee that this will completely solve the problem, I can assure you that we will do the best we can to enforce these rules as soon and as often as possible.

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Reminder: do not post advertisements here, do not post youtube thumbnails, do not post articles from satire sites like worldnewsdailyreport. Also, here are instructions on how to block advertisements on your device:

The point of ads is to make them look really weird to bait you into clicking them, by spreading around weird youtube ads and dumb thumbnails, you're only supporting the worst of the worst ads. Stop posting them.

Adblocker for chrome

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RedReader for android, no ads

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Additionally, if you search for the title of your post and it comes back that it's from worldnewsdailyreport or any other satirical site, don't post it. For example, this satirical story gets posted here all the time:
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=canonical&q=+A+female+mortuary+worker+was+arrested+after+becoming+pregnant+by+one+of+the+corpses+she+was+preparing+for+burial.+

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Noah, THE BOAT PLEASE?!
https://i.redd.it/0urq9ixvitt61.jpg
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God please send the floods
https://i.redd.it/6mr8pplxwst61.png
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A one way mirror is in the girls locker room in a school
https://v.redd.it/urq4ebfd5lt61
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Noooooooah
https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1383526424699564033?s=09
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Is that milk fresh?
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Is that milk fresh? Human
https://i.redd.it/h8cgoyha7s231.jpg
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When it's 2021 and you consider assaulting someone because of their race an ok thing to do.
https://i.redd.it/kaoz23m98jt61.png
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62-year-old pizza deliveryman punched, kicked and robbed on Staten Island
https://v.redd.it/8kulheyc8mt61
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‘Partner’ only going to jail for 16 moths. This is not her first assault
https://i.redd.it/b31owu5tmgt61.jpg
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Uncensored dashcam footage of the shooting of New Mexico State Police Ofc. Darian Jarrott | Jarrott was shot dead by Omar Cueva, a drug dealer under investigation by Homeland Security. Cueva was later chased by police & got in a second shootout that injured 1 officer before he was killed (NSFL)
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Uncensored dashcam footage of the shooting of New Mexico State Police Ofc. Darian Jarrott | Jarrott was shot dead by Omar Cueva, a drug dealer under investigation by Homeland Security. Cueva was later chased by police & got in a second shootout that injured 1 officer before he was killed (GRAPHIC)
https://v.redd.it/vj5lko5kb7t61
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Why? Just why??? Why would you do that?
https://v.redd.it/by2wjbe4nkt61
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Such a Punchable Face.
https://i.redd.it/jsoe6h2mglt61.jpg
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Spain acquits man of sexually abusing stepdaughter, 14, who gave birth to his child
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/spain-acquits-man-of-sexually-abusing-stepdaughter-14-who-gave-birth-to-his-child/JUWZX77RSA36UETJ43DHOB5L5I/
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Bruh wtf
https://i.redd.it/2fucnnn7mit61.jpg
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An case that is very famous but still a case that is as unbelievable as ever. (Page contains graphic descriptions of torture)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Gabriel_Fernandez
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ISIS video (GORE WARNING)
https://v.redd.it/dot8lsen9jt61
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Don’t get the boat, just let us all die
https://i.redd.it/etr1y049rgt61.jpg
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(Graphic) These men physically and verbally abused my developmentally/intellectually disabled brother inside an American prison facility and then posted to to Social media back in Nov 2020. I only found out today.
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(Graphic) These men physically and verbally abused my developmentally/intellectually disabled brother inside an American prison facility and then posted to to Social media back in Nov 2020. I only found out today. WARNING: Disturbing
https://v.redd.it/ytbiv49x89t61
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'Teacher' physically abusing a teen student for not seeking permission.
https://v.redd.it/xn9l0s2muft61
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Kentucky man tries to buy a toddler
https://www.wect.com/2021/04/09/year-old-man-tried-buy-year-old-kentucky-boy-police-say/
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Andhra Pradesh, India - Thousands of people engaged in a local ritual of throwing cow dung on each other
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Kurnool district, Andhra Pradesh, thousands of people engaged in a local ritual of throwing cow dung on each other. Coronavirus
https://v.redd.it/0dyyony6zct61
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This is genuinely depressing.
https://i.redd.it/7delkv2o6ft61.jpg
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Sad af
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Man runs over and beats up murderer after he witnesses his girlfriend being shot (Video is graphic) Warning: Graphic/Sensitive Content
https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/ny-city-island-shooting-20210415-6qbobmzawfgkdawdetev7qjyzy-story.html
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Fatal Shooting of New Mexico State Police Officer Darian Jarrott (Article In Comments)
https://bestgore.fun/videos/watch/b32272e9-5e12-4f11-9010-3b156de534df
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Just another POS committing egregious acts on a child. Someday the rain will come and cleanse this all, hopefully
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South Asia in general
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Pakistan is literally hell for minorities, anyone can accuse them of blasphemy and even kill them and nobody would question his actions! (News)
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